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i would rather go swimming with great white sharks,
than wade in romance,
'cause i can never find the courage to ask her to dinner, or even to dance.




WingFang135 @ Pottermore
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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via justcrackwhorethings)

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: squintymisha, via eatshitmotherfucker)

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

(via vale-vives)

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

(via dysenteryluke)

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via mis3rybiscuits)